Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Jim Davis
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  2. It was the moment I realized what music can do to people, how it can make you hurt and feel so good all at once. - Nina Lacour

  3. Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. - Diogenes Of Sinope

  4. Everything in life has some good in it. And when something awful happens, the goodness stands out even more--it's sad, but that's the truth. - Banana Yoshimoto

  5. The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It’s for their own good. - Sophie Kinsella

More Quotes By Jim Davis
  1. Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

  2. There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.

  3. An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

  4. In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

  5. There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

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